Saturday, October 4, 2008

prolegomena to a culture war

heroes,

exciting happenings in abstinence-land!  since it is customary, in the spirit of calling oneself a 'band' type of thing, to every now and again unleash some collection of half-cogent ramblings onto the marketplace, old testament heroes is excited to announce that the motherfucking reckoning will be coming on saturday, november 8th, in the form of several almost-punk-rock novelty items.

to wit:

old testament heroes - "midi à quatorze heures" EP
nine new rocknroll aphorisms for the attention-span impaired.
myspace.com/oldtestamentheroes

sleepies - "join the shark" EP
opening salvo from fellow conspirators.  if you are the kind of person that likes things, you will like this.
myspace.com/herecomethesleepies

also, all that previous talk of "new recordings" was fucking bullshit, man.  trashed, scrapped, forsaken, etc.  we will be going back to the lab in the coming months to give birth to a brand new full-length rancid hellspawn.  we have named it "culture war," and it promises to be just that.  17 new propaganda songs guaranteed to kick the breeder mentality in the shins.  emerging sometime in early 2009 from the habitat for huge manatees.  as always, doom song #006.

in closing, because it is always helpful to plan farther ahead than one can actually produce, the following actions remain on the horizon:

i.) old testament heroes/sleepies split, doom song #007
in case you doubted our solidarity...

ii.) old testament heroes - "virtual christmas party" EP, doom song #008
some number of points extolling the virtues of stateless multinationals and jesus.

be on the lookout for a new autonomous cell, tentatively at: thesearedoomsongs.blogspot.com

alert the papers & wake up the neighbors,
o.t.h.

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